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Saturday, July 30, 2005

What up Mikey! What up Jani! What up Kaysar!


Now, for the guys in white hats -- the good guys of Big Brother.



More to come

Ok, here we go....

I'm going to leave Ashlea out since she wasn't really around long enough to get to know and there really wasn't an alliance while she was in the house. So, I'll start with Michael.

Michael Donnellan is real, his blog isn't. But it's quite clever. Apparently he is a very talented guy who made some lousy choices in the game. He's been voted out, but the main instigator of his eviction has been avenged; however, the rest of the bitches are still there. Many are hopeful that in some odd twist that Michael will be get to come back into the Big Brother house. Michael was one of the intelligent ones in the house and the others just didn't get his brand of humor. I'll admit it was a little off the wall, but I liked Michael a lot. Michael was born and raised in Europe and was genuinely different from the others in the house.


The lovely Janelle. Can you believe that is a mere screen cap and she still looks so gorgeous. The other girls hate her. Can you blame them? The call her a dumb whore. A gold digger. I don't know what the truth is, but she's a lot smarter than anyone gives her credit. She has a rap sheet according to The Smoking Gun but she's a pretty good player. She's been good at challenges and no one can put down Ivette better than Janelle.


The best looking one is Kaysar and he is the internet feed watchers favorite! I for one, love him. Love him! Love him! Not only because he is gorgeous, but he's brilliant. He turned the game upside down and avenged Michael's eviction by pulling a classic bait and switch which netted the Evil Eric aka Crappy. Kaysar was born in Iraq but is an American now. He brought his prayer rug and prays five times a day. He's a good Muslim man. He is among the youngest of the houseguests but the most level-headed and grounded.

Howie. What can I say about Howie. He's the house clown. People are sort of on to him now, but he was playing the perfect under-the-radar over-the-top role. Howie constantly talks about boobies -- he wants to touch them. When he's not talking about boobies, Howie is farting or talking about farting, pinching a loaf, or pulling a deuce. He is just so absolutely annoying that no one pays any attention to him anymore. But the good guys picked up on Howie's schtick and let him into their group -- not that those hags on the bad side would have taken him in anyway! Howie's got game and don't you forget it.

That's all I got for now. I'm tired.

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